So this is a disclaimer to address anyone who wishes to a complaint, or anyone who’s sad enough to read a fucking disclaimer page on my “shitty blog”, as it’s been called before. Gimme a break.

Before I start with the legal stuff, I’d just like to point out that – as you will have noticed – I have adverts on my site for affiliate products. I make commission for every product that is sold when a user buys it after clicking a link from my website. If you have any problems with this then all I can say is “go and make your own fucking website and stop crying over a tiny little advert.”

If you want to see some of the products I am promoting Click Here.

Another thing I should point out is that I can’t guarantee that all of the information on this site is 100% accurate. If any of the posts I write that contain false or misleading information lead to the wrongful conviction of some innocent black man; if they cause riots in the street or the murder of some pregnant lady – sue me. But if not, again, gimme a break.

After writing that last paragraph, I realise that there’s another thing I should probably point out;

If you take offence to anything that I write in this blog – instead of blaming me, you should probably question why you care so much about what some idiot blogger is writing and take some time to assess your own insecurities. I’m not racist; I’m not sexist, homophobic, or anything like that – sometimes I will exagerrate or label certain people for what I perceive as “comedic effect”, but it’s not said with any bad intention.

I will admit that I am envious and often bitter towards certain rich people or people in power. If you are rich or powerful and you take offence to any of the stupid shit that I write on this blog – sue me… In fact, don’t sue me. I have no money. I’ve got a life to live. I have dreams. I’m harmless. Leave me alone. Please don’t sue me…

Anyway that’s about all I have to say. If you have any questions, complaints or observations then contact me.

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